Wavedash

The street outside your window is immersed in a twitching, crackling, pulsating cloud.

The Disagreement Pyramid. It’s like the food pyramid, only instead of sugar and grains, it ranks ad hominem and ‘ur mom.’

The housing bubble? Yawn. That is so 2007. Think of it like an economic pacemaker: your heart stops, it shocks you, it hurts, and you’re ready to go. Then you die.

In most elevators, at least in any built or installed since the early nineties, the door-close button doesn’t work.

“Odd.” Now there’s a word that says just what it means.